As weird as it's been around here at Tabonga's place lately, this is just perfect. Number 1... How in the Hell was I supposed to even know that they remade THE FOG?!!.. Who cares?!! So, I'm done with the sound clip and getting the stills when I realized, where in the heck are freakin' Adrienne Barbeau and Jamie Lee Curtis? Then it dawned on me, this isn't the DVD I ordered on Amazon 7 months ago and never watched until now and can't get my money back because the time limit for a refund has passed and the dummies sent me the wrong version!!
Good news is that there are some nice stills for you to enjoy, this is actually a decent flick about four ghost sailors drowned in 1871 that have arisen to take back their territory.
I've got a sound clip for your approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button over by our creepy fog bank, NOW, Rufus The Gnat!.. Here's a spooky little sample from... THE FOG!
Here's an opening shot of the lighthouse at Antonio Island, just off the coast of Oregon and where our foggy tale takes place...
Something's pulling this fishing boat's anchor and creating havoc for the crew... Oh crap, grab the beers before they go over the side!
Nothing more beautiful than a good old grease fire...
Madge!.. MADGE!!..You in there?
The hour is neigh and this ghostly dude is looking for trouble!
In town, the ghost causes all the glass in the building to shatter and fly through the air.
The church pastor gets caught up in the terror as glass shards swirl around him!
Then, they start flying into and through him. This is one terrifying, gruesome scene!
This guy catches on fire after opening that there book!
It's actually a love story as the ghost lays one on the oldest woman in town, she's been waiting for him!! Gimme a break!!! So, we're back tomorrow with more cool junk!