It's a Special Saturday Mix-Up with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. We gots a blood drenched movie starring Robert Quarry as the evil bloodsucker, Count Yorga. This story was originally conceived as a low-budget soft-core porno flick with the title, THE LOVES OF COUNT IORGA, VAMPIRE, but, at some stage the producers decided to make it into a straight horror feature. Apparently, no footage of the sex scenes survived.
Eegah!! sent over a suspenseful lil' soundclip with some creepy laffs at the end,
sooooo, you can push the big red
'GO' button there next to that long pointed stick,
NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's our audio offering for...
COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE!
The Count arrives in LA on a speeding flatbed!!
There, he entertains a young group of hipsters interested in the mystic arts with a seance.
And, that's when one of the ladies becomes real sick with a mysterious illness and gets a weird blood transfusion to try and fix the problem!
The Count likes to play the piano or just sit and contemplate things in his fancy mansion. Dude's got the bucks!
Of course, the Count's got an uncanny sexual power over women!
The Count also has his unkept manical helper creeping around to take care of any physical problems that may arise.
A pointed stick and a cross seems to be the best defense against the vampire.
But, it's kinda hard to defend yourself against a pack of charging female vampires! My favorite dream, I think I was like 15, was when I got trapped in an old, very dark, 2 story house (my cousin's place in the country but different) and was persued by about ten teenage vampire girls in their long nightgowns! I remember hiding behind the couch, watching them look for me, it was wild 'n' weird!
One guy accomplishes a Hell of a lot with just that stupid pointed stick of his!
Unfortunately, the girl he just spent the last furious thirteen minutes trying to save from the Count turns on him!!
No comments:
Post a Comment