Wednesday, October 3, 2012

NUDE PER L'ASSASSINO - Berto Pisano (1975)

I've never been a big fan of slasher films, but I've learned to really like the Giallo genre over the years, because most of them have very cool music, well thought out and Edgar Wallace like twisted story lines, and top of the line cinematography, but the rest of them are just garbage as far as I'm concerned, and that's the category that tonight's feature falls into! Not trash mind you, but garbage! Most of the time I just give people credit for even making a movie, but not this time!

This ain't "The Girl From Ipanema" but just the same, all the guys go Aaahhh!

The guy with the camera and the world's ugliest swim suit is just like all the characters in this film, obnoxious and totally unlikable!

Bad portrayals of loathsome clowns doesn't endear the viewer at all! Maybe I'm being too hard on this film, if it was 3 minutes long, it might have been pretty good!

Peeping in on the perverts!! I'm guessing just about one third of this film is naked people! If you like seeing nude people getting killed, then this is the film for you, but make sure and get the kids a babysitter first!!

The music for "Nude Per L'assassino"  or as it was released in America, "Strip Nude For Your Killer" is pretty cool in a Miles Davis kind of way, and is definitely the highlight of the movie! Funny, the literal translation would be "Nude For The Murderess!" The music was written by Berto Pisano who also composed the music for movies with titles like "Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!," "They Were Called Three Musketeers But They Were Four," and "Exciting Love Girls!"

The best part of the movie is when these eight guys have a pissing contest in the park!

The ultimate party whiskey, J & B, must have been one of the major financial backers!!

Who cares? Get it over with!! There are over 1200 words in the English language that have 'ass' in them, but I think only the different variations of 'assassin' have 'ass' in them twice!

First thing most people do with they find out a rabid killer is on the loose is parade around in the altogether!

Lookin' for clues in all the wrong places! Nice inexpensive Halloween costume!!

If we find the person who owned this, we will find the killer! Yeah, buddy, it was freakin' Frosty The Snowman!

You're entitled to your own opinion, here's mine!! Just like this guy's feet, this movie stinks! Here's five other things that happened in 1975 that are far more interesting than this film! #01 - The United States Patent and Trademark Office is renamed U.S. Patent and Trademark Office,  #02 - "Wheel of Fortune" premieres on NBC,  #03 - Mozambique gains independence from Portugal,  #04 - Muhammad Ali defeats Joe Frazier in "The Thrilla in Manilla," and  #05 - The heavy metal band "Iron Maiden" is formed by Steve Harris!

2 comments:

Caffeinated Joe said...

Seems like a stinker, that's for sure.

Akache Busiah said...

A good Z movie. It's cool when it's 3am and you're absolutely drunk or worst. You don't watch those movies for the sceenplay, or the comedians

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