It's Weirdsville Friday here at The Dungeon, we gots a movie written and directed by John Boorman and stars Sean 'Bond' Connery. Boorman also directed HAVING A WILD WEEKEND, POINT BLANK, DELIVERANCE, EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC, EXCALIBUR and THE EMERALD FOREST.
This goofy looking dude claims to be the almighty Zardoz, I'll let you judge for yourself...
Eegah!! sent over a sound clip from this flick for our approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button over by our atomic guns, NOW, Rufus The Gnat!.. Here's a little taste of... ZARDOZ!
The story's about two groups of people in the distant future, one barbaric, one highly civilized. These, obviously, are the uncivilized ones, here with their big old head master, Zardoz!
And, here's Zed with his pistol, ready to kill, because, guns are good, the penis is evil, ya'll!
Zed inspects the interior of Zardoz, it rises from the ground and flies a great distance away.
Zed is let out of Zardoz on an English countryside where he encounters strange buildings and a topless girl riding her white horsie!
In the room of memories, the leaders, all women, watch as Zed's past is revealed...
Zed becomes this guy's companion and it's quite a humiliating experience for him.
The Zardoz gang mounts an attack on the civilized ones and go on yet another killing spree! This part was sanctioned by the Red States NRA.
Zed learns to be sympathetic while living with all the dysfunctional people in his life now and submits to being just a mere mortal human animal...
Jeez, looking at this, I'm really glad I'm a guy! No offense to all the great gals out there.
We'll end with probably my favorite part of the movie, this time lapse segment of Zed, Consuella and their son as they age through the happy years of their loving union.
We're back tomorrow with more from the Dungeon Gang, be there or else!..