Friday, July 12, 2013

REEL HORROR / The Movie Outfit - 1985

I don't know where to start with this excuse for entertainment, but, we can only blame lame-o Ross Hagen and his pals (the executive producers were women) for this piece-o-crap from New Shitzville... I couldn't resist the 5 cent price tag on Amazon and since I love the lure of unknown atrocities, I got a copy. All I can say is, dude... PHEW-EEEEEEE!!!

Here's the list of stars that appear in this flick, in mini versions of a number of obscure films they appeared in... Catherine Bach, Victor Buono, Leslie Caron, John Carradine, Wally Cox, Christopher George, Ross Hagen, Nancy Kwan, Mark Lawrence, Julie Newmar, Donald Pleasence, Jennifer Rhodes, Katharine Ross, Talia Shire, Vic Tayback, Joe Turkel, Jesse Vint, Ultra Violet, Robert Walden and Carmen Zapata!

Eegah!! sent over a soundclip of the sing-along tune from this stink bomb for us to marvel at, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there next to the febreze air freshner, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's our audio offering for... REEL HORROR!

The storyline goes something like this... Evil spirits emerge from film canisters in an old movie theater and terrorize a neighborhood! To break up the boredom during the showing of the movies, our hosts delivery a ton of intermittent stupidity in between! This carpet chewer is meant to rip off Grandpa. Lame.

Then, there's the audience watching the train wreck. They act stupid 107% of the time.

They mime singing along to the lame sing-along song heard in the soundclip! I showed these stills to illustrate the continuing lameness.

One segment stars Donald Pleasence, where he captures a leopard in the jungle and it leads to his family's demise...

Now, this guy's got some problems, that's a manikin he's making out with. A moment from now, he stabs it!

Anyway, bikers kidnap some girls for fun, but, both bad guys kill each other in a knife fight!

One segment has to do with butcher shop horror, what else?

One segment has to do with this guy and that stuff! Who cares, Ross Hagen!!

At this point, our hosts decide to have a lame seance, ho-hum.

This lil' movie's all about sloppin' da hogs! Something similiar with the compositions of those last two stills...

1 comment:

Craftypants Carol said...

um...you actually made me want to watch this.

thanks.

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