Welcome everbloody to Friday Night Drive-In with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Tonite's featured flick is a British horror tale about a curse placed on the ancestors of a royal family by the condemned witch, Mad Dolly, while she burned at the stake. Victims are beheaded, along with other forms of medieval torture.
Making his Dungeon Debut here is Ivor Slaney! Ivor had 32 composing credits which include the titles HOT ICE, SPACEWAYS, HEAT WAVE, NO SMOKING, THE STRANGE CASE OF THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT, DEATH SHIP and ALIEN PREY. He has 10 soundtrack credits that include work on THE SIMPSONS and REN And STIMPY albums.
O'tay!.. Lettuce bring in our fuzziest of all Dungeon Helpers, yep, that lil' 6-eyed freek... Ralphie The Tarantula! Yay, we love Ralphie! He's got his paw raised, ready to push the big red 'GO' button to start our soundclip, waiting for the second hand to hit zero, 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!.. Here's tonite's serving of TERROR!
The movie begins with Mad Dolly being chased down in the woods by angry villagers. She may be mad, but, she's hot!
She puts a curse on the royal family attending her burning, which, has immediate results!
Alright, join us tomorrow when we return with another Saturday Night Special posting with Eegah!!.. See you cats and kittens then, bye y'all!
Good one, huh? It's a movie within a movie! The cursed ancestors now own a movie company and they're having a private screening of their latest project for the cast and crew.
Dude must really be impressed with that 1p off promotion! Actually, he's filming a bathtub scene with a hunk an' a whore. Tabonga's full of laffs tonite!
Enter mysterious stranger number one... I don't know? He just follows one of the girls around, go watch it yourself!
Here's our stripper, played by Tanya Ferova. Tanya had one other role in film, she played a club stripper 2 years earlier in GIRL FROM STARSHIP VENUS!
MST would probably have some big fun here! I'm telling you straight up, Tanya is one weird lookin' chick!!
Meanwhile, at the bar...
The trashmen get a big surprise when they dump this container!
A freakin' big hot lamp breaks free and lands directly on this actor! You know, there might be sumpthin' to that curse thingy, afterall!
Lookit, Ricky ain't here, so, shaddup!
It just wasn't this guy's day, that's all... Nu'f said? We'll just leave him in pieces.
Here, a cop gets crushed by his own police car!!
Hey, I thought I did STANLEY last week!
Descendant Ann Garrick is played by Carolyn Courage. Here, she grabs this medieval axe, to chop at the first person to approach her in the dark. Unfortunately, that person would be her brother, who had come down to check on things... Oopsie!!
Great, as if things weren't crazy enough, Mad Dolly shows up!! Dolly attacks Ann with a wind force that has everything in the room flying at her.
Tabonga had to choose from among 37 stills to find the perfect one, so, I hope you can respect the effort!..
Mad Dolly gets the last word on the subject. She then commands a big sharp sword to do it's thang!
......The curse be fulfilled, Ghoulnight Everbloody!!