Welcome to Friday Night Filipino Drive-In Theater with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Tonite's little obscurity pits some bionically enhanced kids against The Clown and his gang of misfits...
Mr. Mon del Rosario gets credit as musical director, so, no telling who did the very catchy theme! Mon also worked on these other movies... WORKING GIRLS 2, MACHO DANCER, BARBI: MAID IN THE PHILIPPINES, BALBAKWA: THE INVISIBLE MAN, WOOLY BOOLY: AND CLASSMATE KONG ALIEN, HOTDOG, TOOTSIE WOOTSIE: AND BANDANG WALANG ATRASAN and ROBIN GOOD.
Okay, lettuce bring in our littlest Dungeon fiend and button pusher, sure 'nuf, Rufus The Gnat!.. Howdy, Rufus! Welp, according to the atomic alarm clock that just started blinking, it's time to start the show, so, push the big red 'GO' button there by the trash compactor, now, Rufus! Here's our soundclip for... BIOKIDS!
Here are the soon-to-be Biokids as they're sneaking into the 'haunted house!' Does this look 'haunted' to anybloody? Haunted house must have a different meaning in the Philippines than here in the US! Looks kinda religious/sexual deviant to me!
While the little dude is leaning on the nude, keeping a lookout, she winks and blows him a kiss!
Where's the spider webs?!.. Haunted houses have spider webs!!
Before and after shots of the Biokids. After they found the professor taking a nap, he got right up because he realized he had the guinea pigs he was looking for!
C'mon, those are cool looking helmuts!
And, check it out, mini cycles!!
The professor can have breakfast as he watches the action on his video monitor! That's a two egg cooker there on top of the map.
I think that Frownie The Clownie would be a better name.
During one fight, this guy gets wound up and screws himself into the ground!
Then, there's this guy! The Clown was actually digging on his face with a big knife!!.. Weirdsville!
A cool shot of Clownie without his wig.
The Clown makes his own Bioman to take care of the pesky Biokids!
He he he he he he!..
The mini cycles can convert into these! With machine guns, even!
This is the best the professor can do for himself?
Clownie has more Biomen created, they attack!
The Biokids all focus their beams on the big guys and blow them up real good!