Dirty ratz-a-fratz!.. Drunk Navy guy crash brand new atomic sub into iceberg, let us see wha' hoppin'.. Hey, guess what?! Godzilla wuz asleep in there!!! Pretty sure called 'double whammy' in professional gameshow world!
Now Godzilla all grumpy and pissed at same time, was almost ready to score in excellent dream he was having! Better take cover, human jerk!!
Lots of weird adventure tracking down big hairy ape King Kong on lost island!
Easy to trick stupid animal when it come to taste buds!.. Knock out drops in ice cold beer! Hey, where is King Kong' pillow, anyway?.. Yawn!
And, when I wake up, King Kong wuz in Japan!!.. Come on, WHAT HELL!!
Uh oh, Godzilla still pissed!! He need anger management class!
Crap, Bireley's closed!!!
To get King Kong to fight area they first humiliate him with giant balloon flight over downtown Japan!! KK say in interview later, "Everbloody could see my butt!"
Now, four action still to enjoy!!
These guy know how to fight!.. DIRTY!!!
Might as well document it, can use for blackmail later!
The world watch as King Kong swim back to his lost island! Goodbye, old pal! And, thanks for helping tear the crap outta Japan!.. Again!! Thanks!!