Friday, January 30, 2015

ONE MILLION AC/DC / Canyon Films - 1969

I'll end my January posts with this unbelievably terrible little nudie caveman flick written by Ed Wood and filmed at the Bronson Caves, Bronson Canyon and Griffith Park. Read the blurb by Ed on the poster! He would go on to write LOVE FEAST, VENUS FLYTRAP, NYMPHO CYCLER, DROP OUT WIFE, THE SNOW BUNNIES and THE BEACH BUNNIES before his death in 1978 at age 54.

Here's a sound clip from this super schlock boob fest for your approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button over by our pile of plastic dinosaurs, NOW, Rufus The Gnat!.. Here's a taste of... ONE MILLION AC/DC!

Gary Kent stars as Olaf the caveman, seen here with his cave girlfriend. Gary is an amazing guy, besides his acting credits in movies like THE THRILL KILLERS, PSYCH-OUT, THE SAVAGE SEVEN, TARGETS, SATAN'S SADISTS and THE MIGHTY GORGA, he has 24 stunt credits, 6 writing credits, 5 directing credits, 8 production manager credits and 2 movies in post production!

I dunno, when you cast this guy as the clan leader, you lost me! Better hope the latrine is outside or there'll be a lingering stank in the cave that would kill a dinosaur!

There's the hippie cave artist who paints sexual positions and flashes the peace sign!

Here are the two realistic terror lizards that like to mess with the cave clan.

There're lots of scenes like this, topless chicks running through the woods at Griffith Park...

And sometimes, they're just plain naked!

It would be derelict in Ed's duty to not have at least a few cat fights with lots of skin showing!

They even use colored clips from ONE MILLION B.C. to fill in the blanks for prehistoric critters.

WHAT THE EFF?!!........

Olaf gets to sing the song at the end of the sound clip as he goes out to slay the lizard!

We're back tomorrow with more mayhem from The Dungeon Crew!


Grant said...

As much as I hate to see that real-life animal violence in those ONE MILLLION B.C. scenes, at least they're FROM another movie, and Ed Wood himself evidently settled for those toy reptiles. So, bad film maker or not, good for him.

TABONGA! said...

Grant - Weird, I was thinking while doing the post that no matter how low-budget this indy production was, it was still part of the Hollywood scene and probably had access to just about anything they needed from the movie archives..

TABONGA! said...

And, by the way, NO ONE despises animal cruelty more than Eegah!! and Tabonga!

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