Welcome to Friday Frights wif' Tabonga, here at The Dungeon! Whut we gots tonite is considered a true 'crap classic' in all it's awful glory... You know it's true when the best thing about it is definitely some boobs!! Fred Olen Ray was exec. producer, so, that e'splains that!
Two other things... First, most of the actors are producers! Second, NASA is made up of one guy, Joe Estevez!
Eegah!! gave us a nice roller coaster ride with our Eariffic Earclip. Music is by Jeffrey Walton and this was his very first project and is working today. He also worked on ATTACK OF THE 60 FOOT CENTERFOLDS, BIKINI DRIVE-IN, DROID GUNNER, CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER, THE FACE OF THE SERPENT and RENFIELD THE UNDEAD.
Okay then, it's that time! Time to bring in our little Dungeon helper and buddy, buddy... Ralphie The Tarantula! Hit that 'GO' button!!.. DARK UNIVERSE!
I like this shot as the rocket plummets toward the Earth at night!
Just before Steve, the guy in the spaceship, crashes, Joe watches him morph into a... monster from the dark universe! It's said that Joe complained, even though he got the top billing, he was hardly ever seen! Oh, and, we'll refer to the monster from now on as... Steve!
Laurie Sherman and Bently (whotta name!) Tittle watch as the rocket plows into the swamp outside their thatched opening!
All the science bozos arrive on the scene and they need a guide. That would be Bently.
After the camera guy and the news lady tape a segment, they decide to have a little fun! Get this, the guy can't get his shirt unbuttoned because he's nervous!.. LAME!!
As he goes down on her, something goes up his butt!.. Poetic justice?
Lookit, jackass, he who smelt it... Dealt it!! Grow up!
Wait, you're not my mommie!
When Steve jabs you with his javelin-like tongue, he quickly sucks out all those tasty life juices.. m-m-m-m, nummie!
This is Tabonga's pic to ponder...
Since they left the food in the airboat, big guy here's extra hungry! So, he thinks... Hmmm, you know, I might as well experiment with some of these tasty looking local delicasies!
Okay, that's a decent looking buffalo wing! Amazing, what science can do...
And, well, that looks pretty appetizing, doesn't it??
But, a little warning, watch out for that damn wild chili salsa, it's got a real bite!! ¡Ay, caramba!!!
Things ain't goin' that great for lover boy, and that foot long worm finally comes out of the big zit on his neck! It literally 'pops' out, too!!
It's funny as Hell when Steve breaks through the flimsy material of the hut, where Laurie's working on her oil painting! Then, Bently decides to take Steve on with a knife!.. What an idiot, he can always get another girlfriend!
This is what Steve sees right before he massacres you!
So, what do you think happens next?.. Tune in tomorrow for Saturday Shock, here at The Dungeon!