So, it's the end of the world and Robert is out walking his dog on a nice summer day...
Oh and, uh, he's the last man on Earth you know. Hey, wonder what he's looking at?
Even though he's the last man on Eatrh and all, that doesn't mean he's freakin' alone!!
And, we finally get to the title card. We've already reviewed another Frank Dietz Monster Kid Home Movie called THE LIGHTHOUSE, a scene taken from Harryhausen's THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS.
Well, the place looks abandoned, but I don't think the traffic lights would still be working!
Anyway, Robert has an interesting way of attracting the undead vampires. He eats Cheerios in the front yard and when one of them varmints comes along, he just pulls out his rifle and shoots them! That bed sheet is too clean for my liking.
He also likes to go to the park and hunt down vampires, I mean like, what else is there to do?!
Robert goes home to find the Cheerio mutant in his house. He shoots him a number of time but the guy just laughs at him!
So, it's simply a game of checkers to see who will win the fight for the fate of the world!!..
I'll give you one guess as to who wins the match.
What is Robert to do except become one of THEM!! It figures. Join us again tomorrow when Eegah!! brings the goods as we end another month of craziness, here at The Dungeon!!
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