THE THREE STOOGES In "Out West" - 1947

After a visit to the doctor, it's recommended that Shemp go out west to relax, which should help with his condition. Shemp was born in March so I thought that this would be a good one for March Madness, here at The Dungeon!..

The doc tells the boys that Shemp has a big old vein in his leg (the biggest he'd ever seen!) and suggests that they go out west to alleviate his condition, which makes no sense. The doctor makes a drawing of the vein and gives it to Shemp.

The boys arrive in the old west, dressed out in their cowboy duds. They also discuss how to appear to be tough hombres.

Bad guy Doc Barker overhears the boys talking about Shemp's big vein but thinks they're talking about a gold mine. It's the biggest you've ever seen!

Doc decides to get Shemp involved in a card game, and plans on winning over the drawing with the help from his pal on the left.

Shemp has taken his boot off because his foot itched. The guy thinks that he's handing Doc an ace but puts it between Shemp's toes...

Shemp grabs the card and it's a ace! He pulls a deuce out of his hand and passes it along to Doc, who gives the evil eye to his pal.

In the meantime, Moe and Larry are mixing up some very special drinks for the guys at the card table, Shemp is supposed to get the glass of sarsaparilla.

Shemp doesn't have enough money to cover the bet so he gives Doc the paper in exchange for a thousand dollars for betting.

Shemp ends up with all four aces from the card passing and beats Doc's royal flush. So, Doc has to pay up.

The drinks show up, but, when Moe was bringing them over, he bumped into a cowboy and now doesn't know which drink is Shemp's.

Doc slugs down half a glass of the paint and paint remover laced drink and is fine until the effects hit him!

The boys get the jail keys away from Doc and Nell goes to the cell where Doc and his pals have The Arizona Kid (her true love) locked up. She tells him that he must ride and go get the cavalry, it's the only way to save the day...

Moe and Shemp go to the cell, Larry's now the one locked up by Doc. They bring along some big noisy tools to get their stooge out, Nell thinks fast and runs upstairs.

She has the piano guy pound a tune as she sings loudly to cover up the clanking and banging going on in the other room.

And what do you know?!.. The cavalry's on the way!

The boys are surrounded, but of course a wacky chase ensues, until...

Their backs to the wall, Shemp grabs a stick of TNT and accidently lights it when he holds it above a lamp. Doc and his pals run like Hell out of the room. The boys think their bluff worked.

Doc and his guys hide behind the bar but Larry tosses it away exactly where they are.

The cavalry has arrived too late and the General's angry for having been inconvenienced. So, there you go, and Shemp gets the last word...

OMNIBUS - "Whistle And I'll Come To You" (1968)

 

This week's Saturday Night Special was an interpretation of a short story by classic ghost story author M.R. James titled "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad"

 

"Omnibus" was a British TV show that was on the air from 1967 to 2003, that specialized in presenting documentaries with an emphasis on music and the arts. Over the years they have had everybody on the show from Pink Floyd, Debbie Harry, and Prince, to Orson Welles, Ray Bradbury, and Ken Russell. Tonight's program is an odd one, and is an actual fictional ghost story written by M. R. James, and not a documentary, something they rarely did. I guess they were just trying to spotlight his work!

 

"Whistle And I'll Come" is  almost a one man show, and stars Michael (Theater Of Blood) Hordern as that one man, an intellectual olde codger named Professor Parkins. The story was redone in 2010 as a TV movie starring John Hurt.

 

The Professor is taking a few days off and staying at this rustic inn in Norfolk in The Bristish Isles!

Since this was an educational show, we get to watch two British birds make a bed in real time.

That's George (Horror Of Dracula) Woodbridge as the proprietor strolling down the aisle to meet his new guest. George has a muttering, almost undecipherable style, right out of the Stanley Unwin school of acting.

"Whistle And I'll Come" and the main character Professor Parkins are both odd, and a lot of the action either doesn't exist, is understated, or moves at a snail's pace. The run time is only 42 minutes, and there are at least five 'eating' scenes where basically nothing happens. You'll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next bite, or something to break loose, but this is not that kind of story.

Seemingly, most people come to this area to play golf, but the Professor is not one of them. He just wants to go for long walks on the beach, and to explore the local cemetery.

The Professor finds a grave in the most peculiar place, right on the edge of a cliff overlooking the ocean!

Looking closer, the Professor finds an object that turns out to be an olde whistle. Naturally he retrieves it, unnaturally, he shouldn't have!

Now it appears someone or some thing is following him, but it never gets any closer than this.

Back in his room, the Professor cleans up the whistle, finds an inscription on it, and gives it a little toot!

Now it's time for another meal, and some very rambling conversation with another one of the guests.

The Professor then goes on another walk, stops and eats a sandwich, drinks a pint, and does a little reading. You can only imagine how exciting it is to watch a person read.

Slowly, and I mean slowly, things start to happen that make the Professor uncomfortable, and he's starting to have problems sleeping.

Then the dreams start up!

And linger on way past waking!

There is a very odd occurrence; a bed with a bunch of rumpled sheets appears in the Professor's room, and neither he nor the staff seem to have any knowledge of how it got there.

Finally, one night an apparition appears, and moves around in the sheets of the strange bed, and scares the living crap out of the Professor.

 

The Professor is emotionally scarred by the whole situation, and will never be the same man again, and that's it. That's how real ghost stories work!

CHILLY WILLY / "The Legend Of Rockabye Point" - 1955

Here's another March Madness Cartoon... This one's directed by Tex Avery and was written by good old Michael Maltese. We all love Chilly Willy.

The Captain of a fishing boat tells us the story of the strange voice you can hear through the fog, someone singing "Rock-A-Bye Baby!"

The tale begins with his ship bringing in a fresh catch of Blue Fin Tuna.

After the ship docks, there's a competition between a polar bear and Chilly Willy to get the fish. No matter what the bear does to get rid of Chilly, the little guy beats him up the plank every time.

Finally the bear gets up the plank before Chilly and he runs into the galley without reading the signs, big mistake!

After the dog is asleep, the bear sneaks into the galley again...

Chilly uses pepper to make the bear sneeze and wake the vicious dog up.

Every time the dog gets woken up, the bear has to sing him 'Rock-A-Bye Baby" which puts him right back to sleep. Then the bear can try to get his hands on those tasty fish again.

Chilly comes up with interesting ways to make noise and confuse the bear. Tex Avery wrote all the gags in this one.

In this attempt, Chilly moves the dog so that the bear trips over it, waking it up of course.

So then Chilly pushes a big anvil off the deck, the bear sees it coming and blocks it from hitting the dog... It even drives him into the floor!

My favorite still.

Chilly sticks a clarinet in the dog's mouth, so the bear runs over with sheet music and plays the lullaby, and when the dog is just asleep, Chilly changes the sheet music to a march or something. 

Finally fed up, the bear grabs a bag full of fish, jumps into a motor boat and lands on a tall iceberg, then climbs all the way to the top.

And when he empties the bag, what do think he finds?..

The Captain finishes by telling us that this has been going on for the last twenty years!

Now old friends, the dog says, could you sing it to me one more time, Charlie...