Thursday, February 5, 2009

THE NAVY vs THE NIGHT MONSTERS / Standard Club of California Productions Inc. - 1966 / Music by Greene, Salter + Stevens

Tonight, Tabonga feature Triffid-like cousins, THE NIGHT MONSTERS!! Boy, this is some whack out flick, too, no kiddin'...

Unspecial music is stock from composers Walter Greene, Leith Stevens and Hans J. Salter. But, anyway, here is THE NAVY vs THE NIGHT MONSTERS!

When flick begin wif' dude like this, well, you in for bumpy ride!!

Two second later, he accidently let go of balloon and it fly away! And, he do it twice!!

Okay, back to story... They find big plant in Antarctic and airplane that carry it crash on island where Mamie Van Doren working as Candy Striper! Anthony Eisley star as base commander.

Dude was nominated for Academy Award, but, he not win!..

Tabonga throw this in for all guys out there!!..

You welcome!

Okay, back to story!.. Doctor and top brass out for walk on Saturday morning and almost step in poop!

Bobby Van have short movie career!

Lookit this! A lil' baby Night Monster bite big tough guy and he faint!.. Then, take two guy to capture puny lil' baby monster! Dang!.. That one reason why 'Monsters Rule!!'

Dungeon pal Billy Gray was real trooper on set! For small bump, he let Night Monster rip left arm off!! So, you think you so tough?!!

Not since ATTACK OF THE (THE) EYE CREATURES have Tabonga be so confused about what time is it?!! And, like, where in Hell did jungle go?

Make you glad that it over though!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

EL MUNDO DE LOS VAMPIROS - Gustavo César Carrión etc. - "The World Of The Vampires" (1961)

Ola!!! Hey, I am here tonight to tell you that "The World Of Vampires" is one loco flick, and I hope you really really like organ music!!!!

Guillermo Murray as Count Sergio Subotai carries the whole show!!

Personally, I'm thinkin' that Vampire World would be a good name for some amusement park, and right here is one of the major attractions!

The count is looking like he needs a little more blood and a little less cheese as he pumps out this pre Iron Butterly classic!

There ain't nobody that's going to try and argue that this bone organ isn't pretty damn cool!!

When The Count shows up, you just never know how people are going to react, but one thing for sure is, indifference is non-existent!

Not only checking out The Count, everybody seems to be checking out somebody else too!!

The Count does what appears to be "The Hustle" or maybe possibly 'The Funky Chicken!"

And catches the attention of all the ladies in the room!!

Cut to the distinguished Rudolph Summers doing a demonstration of his 'ugly music' that makes babies cry and dogs howl! He's sure, and I'm sure, you won't understand!

I think I've said this before, but a lot of the time this whole vampire thing doesn't really seem to be that bad of an idea!!! Welcome to Vampire World!! We hope you enjoy eternity!!! Hell Yeah!!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

DESTINATION INNER SPACE / Harold Goldman Associates - 1966 / Music by Paul Dunlap

When Tabonga close eyes during tonight sound clip, feel like going to Mars or see John Agar. That be the riddle of the night.

Music Master Paul Dunlap appear at Dungeon many, many time, tonight music is recycled from earlier flick, natcherly... DESTINATION: BIKINI BOTTOM

Boredom start when they drop Scott Brady off in middle of ocean and he go down, down, down to model in big aquarium.

Scott play Commander Wayne, now he in charge of ever'thing! And, ever'thing great 'til stupid model of UFO show up!.. Now what?!

Dudes finally get up courage to investigate UFO, so they bring along gurl! But... Gurl can't ride in sub!

Inside of saucer confuse Tabonga!! What, monster have to stand whole way? Where is easy chair?!.. If monster is fish and all wet, why polish floor?!.. And, how it know where going? Is stupid fish!! Hey, what would be funnier if had big steering wheel like Pirate ship! And that hole in floor, not good in space!! DUDE!!

Here stills from action in sound clip, you know, gasmask, monster, etc... Oh, look, there Gary Merrill too!

So, somehow, they get monster into their lab, so to make sure it attack Commander' love interest and finally try to create some excitement!!

Here how you tell who win!!

Monday, February 2, 2009

ESCAPEMENT - Soundrama - "Electronic Monster" (1958)

So, Hey, this is a movie about Dream Therapy, and you really can't expect me to write anything much about dreams from 51 years ago, because I can barely write about reality today, but anyhow, that's why they call it "Escapement"!!!!!! You might just want to lay your head back and close your eyes as you listen to the lush and wondrous sounds of "Soundrama" with the aid of John Simmons as electronic consultant and Richard Taylor as music director for the non-electronic parts!!!

If it hadn't been some Hollywood big shot, nobody would have ever noticed or cared!!

So send in Rod Cameron as Jeff Keenan to check it out!! Film and TV veteran Rod had been acting since 1939, which included his 104 episodes of "State Trooper" as Rod Blake and what seems like thousands of cowboy roles! What a voice, what a guy!!

So here's the dream machine, very similar to the colour brain exchange version in "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!" The patient gets one and the doctor gets one! Night night, sleep tight, sweet dreams!!!

Here comes the hard part, picking out just the right tape!! What a nice selection!! I wish that was our film library!!!

The 'dream sequences' were photographed by some wild man named Teddy Catford!! What the Hell kind of a dream this is supposed to be is way beyond me, weird!

Just like magic, the dreams are getting better and worse all at the same time

No, Hell No, don't stop there!!

You got it, yep, you figured it out!! AAAAaaarrrauggghhhhhhhHHH!!!!!!!! Dude, you're drooling!!!

If nothing else, there was this one Great Escape anyhow!!!!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??