Wednesday, May 9, 2012

FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL - Terrence Fisher's Last Film (1974) - Music By James Bernard

"Frankenstein and The Monster From Hell" is not exactly my favourite Frankenstein film, and as a matter of fact, it's not even close, but then, when you don't get out much, you don't get much!!

Shane Briant is Simon Helder! Dude looks innocent enough, just shows to go you Willie Dixon was right, you can't judge a book by looking at the cover! Simon's got some different notions about science and creation! His hero is Baron Victor Frankenstein! Shane is still working today, and currently has works in production!!

Maybe it's that Simon was deprived of toys as a kid, so he likes to play with body parts instead! He thinks of himself as a forward thinker, everybody else thinks he's a freak!!

Judged by a man who has his hair knitted, you know this isn't going to work out very well for Simon! Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars!!

It's just damn hard to beat a good painted backdrop!

Just in case you wondered what happened to Lonesome George after he left office!! Wonder no more!!

The head of the insane asylum where they have sent Simon was played by John Stratton, a guy who has more problems that a lot of the inmates combined! John was a staple of British TV, enjoying a long career as characters like Mr. Bott, Shockeye, and Uncle Pumblechook!! His main concern as director of the asylum is his penis!

Peter Cushing as always, puts in another fine performance as former patient Baron Victor Frankenstein, who was supposedly killed off, but returns as the resident in-house Doctor, Carl Victor! Nobody knows but the director of the asylum, and Baron Doctor Victor has enough dirt on him that he'll never tell anybody!

So why is this poor bastard in here? He's a mathematical genius!! Charles Lloyd Park, not to be confused with brilliant jazz saxophonist Charles Lloyd, was in quite a few other Hammer flicks, and was The Vicar in "Bedazzled!"

After it looks like he commits suicide, it becomes very evident that Doctor Victor was waiting for access to a good brain! He just didn't feel like waiting any longer!

Well, we knew the kid had a penchant for eyes. This was the last in the Hammer series of Frankenstein flicks, and they spend a lot of time doing stuff like removing brains, enough so to get an 'R' rating! This was also director Terrence Fisher's last film!!

The monster as played by Hammerhead David Prowse is a combination of former denizens of the instituion, so he's got the strength of a muscleman, the hands of a crafty artisan, and the brain of a genius! David had a fair amount of success in his career! He also played the Frankenstein monster in "The Horror Of Frankenstein" before landing the small time role of Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back," and "Return Of The Jedi!"

This is Sarah, the Angel, the one light at the end of an ever darkening tunnel! Of course, she's not really crazy or a deaf mute like she pretends to be! The well endowed Madeline Smith will always be remembered as Miss Caruso in "Live And Let Die!" She was also in some films like "Vampire Lovers" and "Theatre Of Blood!" The Angel is in the asylum because her Father, the director of the joint, raped her when she was a young girl! Until Simon came along, she did all the needlework for Dr. Victor!!

Here's less than two minutes of some very serious music by Hammer workhorse James Bernard to set the mood! It's always a bummer when there's no clubs, bars, inns, or pubs! Too bad all the lunatics never had a party!!

On a cold and stormy night, Frankie decides to go for a walk!

There's probably not a concept much scarier than looking into a coffin, and seeing your own dead body!

Muscleman body, hands of a craftsman, and the brain of a genius, you'd of thought they could have found a neck somewhere! Since this film was set in a time after the discovery of gunpowder, this creature is a lot easier to dispose of than Mary Shelly's original creation! Bang!! You're dead!!!

Monday, May 7, 2012

SANTO vs THE DIABOLICAL HATCHET / Filmica Vergara Comisiones - 1965

It's Mexican Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Our feature is only Santo's 9th movie of the 54 he starred in, and, he even time travels in this one! We'll see more of Santo this month, too.

Sooo, lets get this rocket rollin'.. You can push the big red 'GO' button there on top of Old Smokey, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's some sounds from... SANTO vs THE DIABOLICAL HATCHET!

This story even has the origin of Santo, the movie begins in the year is 1603, where, Santo is being laid to rest, to later return to the land of the living to fight evil once again... It's kinda weird to see him dead!

In present time, our hero is unknowingly being persued by an evil executioner from the past!

Well, even if you're Santo, and, have a girlfriend, you're obliged to take your mask off every now and again out of courtesy, and, you can kiss a lot better that way too!

Santo puts 2 + 2 together and figures out that the Encapuchado Negro is in the present to do him harm!

Dr. Zanoni tests his time travelling machine on Santo...

Here, you can see Santo leave his body to go back in time!

Back at the ranch, Hatchet Dude has a secret meeting with Dick, err.. Satan! They plan their next stratego against the elusive man in the silver mask.

He also has a mentor figure, like in SHAZAM!

I love to watch Santo in the ring, even if he's down he always comes back, especially when his opponents are cheating or playing too rough!

Santo's girlfriend is in the audience, so, he knows he's going to get a big kiss in the locker room!

Hey, let's sneak a little peek of her in her nightie!.. Woob!

Santo has to literally climb to the top of this creepy old mansion to get inside, where, Hatchet Dude is waiting for him, what else.

I was looking at this picture and thinking, man, I'd love to have a room like that, it gots atmosphere... And, if it's one thing I am, it's definitely atmospheric!

Coincidently, in Santo's very next screen adventure, he meets... The Strangler!! Looks like Hatchet Dude got a jump on him!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

PHENOMENA - Goblin Et Al - "Creepers" (1985)

1985's not a place I venture into often, but for this Saturday Night Special, I'm going to make an exception!! The original title of this Dario Argento film was "Phenomena," but the watered down Americano version is titled "Creepers!" For an amazing blow by blow description of the edits, check THIS PLACE out!! Awesome!!

Juxtaposed between maggots and a 15 year old Jennifer Connelly, you have "CREEPERS!" Her name just happens to be Jennifer, and she communicates with bugs!!!

It's the proverbial Richard Wagner Skool For Girlz, and since this film is a Gesamtkunstwerk of horror in itself, it's perfectly fitting!! Yeehaw!!! Grab yourself a cereveza and let's get this fiesta rolling!!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those Peepers, girl? "Creepers" was Jennifer Connelly's first starring role!! Her first real appearance was on TV in "Tales Of The Unexpected," and in her first film, she was a dancer in Sergio Leone's "Once Upon A Time In America!"

The musical credits include Argento du jour, Goblin, Simon Boswell, Bill Wyman of The Stones, Motörhead, Andi Sex Gang, Iron Maiden etc.......

........and the bad dreams are just barely getting started! Sleep walking, falling off of balconies, and walking into traffic, not good!

Dungeon regular Donald (Halloween) Pleasence is Jennifer's only hope!

"Phenomena" is right up there with Madballs, one moment shockingly beautiful like this, and the next moment, grosser than a three legged cyclops picking his nose, or anything else you had ever previously imagined!! One word up that nasal passage, Argento!!

All the other girls in the skool start ragging on Jennifer, and without even trying, the bugs swarm out to assist her!

Red buttons aplenty, here's a shot that will make Ralphie and Rufus drool!

So much weird crap has been going on, Jennifer's ready to bail, BUT the kindly headmistress of the skool, Frau Brückner as portrayed by the woman who would be Dario Argento's wife, if he had one, Daria (Deep Red) Nicolodi talks her into staying one more night!!
ONE MORE NIGHT!!

Bad decision!!

You watch this, and you can't help but wonder, did they really put a beautiful 15 year old girl in a rancid vat of dead vermin and maggots? Jeez, "Labyrinth" must have been a piece of cake after this!

Two words for two pictures, Jennifer Connelly!!

So, here's the deal, there are two completely different things going on here, Jennifer communicates with insects, and Frau Brückner has a freaky-deaky pipsqueak of a killer son of a bitch, as a son!

Bugs 13, Pipsqueak 0! Game over you little jerk!!

Jennifer finally escapes this harrowing frightmare!!

And the monkey gets the last laugh!!!

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