Monday, September 6, 2021

TALES OF TOMORROW / "The Great Silence" - 1953

Here's a fun little episode near the end of the run of Tales From Tomorrow. It's kind of a comedy with creepy moments for balance. The main stars are Burgess Meredith and Lilia Skala, Burgess was one busy actor (for good reason, he's an animated guy!)  with 182 acting credits. Lilia has 72 credits, her first movie was in 1931 and worked until 1990, she was born in 1896 and passed on in 1994 at the grand old age of 98!

In this story, a strange phenomenon is taking place in the Pacific northwest, and it is spreading from there across the US. People are losing their ability to speak as it effects the vocal cords. The government goes on the radio and TV to say that they believe the problem is the result of an experimental H-Bomb test, and the radiation is causing the loss of speech. And they say it is only temporary, don't worry, things will be back to normal soon...

An illiterate couple, Paul and Mathilde, are messing with each other since they can't speak. Mathilde is hungry (portrayed in pantomime) and threatens to shoot Paul unless he goes out and brings back a rabbit to eat! NOW!! 

So, Paul goes out in the woods but sees something lying on the ground, and it freaks him out! What in the HELL!

He walks back and picks the thing up... It's a small weird looking glove with only two fingers on it! Now come on, that's creepy.

Then he sees a spaceship hidden by some brush, and at top is a smoke machine, that's actually the reason for the loss of speech, and it's spreading across the country from this ship!

Paul crawls up to the window and looks inside. What he sees sends chills down his spine and he heads back to the cabin.

The little monster dude inside has fairly creepy makeup for this episode. The 'visitor' is played by Glenn Styres, he has one acting credit, for Tales Of Tomorrow, this one and he played the Martian in "Plague From Space" which I've already reviewed.

Back at the ranch, Paul shows up without a wabbit and Mathilde is angry! But, Paul tries to explain what he saw in the woods. She's not getting it until Paul turns a cup upside down on a saucer. After he lays the cup on the table, he picks the cup up and points inside. She's starting to believe him and even picks the cup up and looks inside it!

Paul listens to the radio, the announcer says that the radiation is ready to hit D.C. and a second later he stops talking, since he's in D.C. and all.

The only thing Paul can think of doing is go to the county commissioner....

The Commissioner is played by the always entertaining Paul Ford. Paul (in the story) is illiterate and so acts out the story. There's only so much to work with in the office so Paul points to a star on the flag indicating their state, he walks around using his fingers as devil horns, grabs the Commissioner's cigar and blows the smoke in his face, indicating the smoke coming from the ship...

The Commissioner goes along with the whole thing until he pushes a button and Paul is escorted out of the building.

He goes back to the cabin and gets an idea!! There it is, a pack of TNT...

Paul lights the long fuse but steps on a bear trap and cannot get away!

The explosion goes off and the spaceship is blown to pieces, including the visitor!

Suddenly, Mathilde shows up and thinks Paul has been killed, but he's alive and they can speak again, Paul covers his ears as she screams his name!

Saturday, September 4, 2021

THE NINTH GATE - "Leave The Unknown Alone" (1999)

 
This week's Saturday Night Special is a Roman Polanski film titled "The Ninth Gate." It was released in 1999, and starred Johnny Depp! You know I never planned on doing movies this new, and then I realized that what I think is new, is now 22 years old.

 
A lot of people think if you watch enough movies, you'll get smarter, but it's not really working for me! I regularly watch stuff like The Three Stooges or "Burn Notice," and probably shouldn't even be watching films like this where you have to actually think! Hence the age olde question, should entertainment be mentally painful?
 
So.............Pull my finger, and you just might find out!

Or............Do what Johnny and I do to relieve the pain and confusion, pour another one!

"The Ninth Gate" pits Frank Langella as Boris Balkan vs. Johnny Depp as a guy named Dean Corso.
Supposedly there are only three copies of a ancient book in existence, and Boris owns one and wants Dean to find out if the other two are legit or not, and he's willing to pay him a lot of cash to do it!

Dean travels to Europe to try and compare the books, and the other owners keep dying mysteriously!

Never ever trust a woman who has that particular tattoo in that particular location!

Dean Corso consistently finds himself in a lot of trouble, over and over, and over again!

To say that Roman Polanksi has a sketchy past is a bit of an understatement, but there's no denying that the man has an incredible eye, and has made some great films. His "Chinatown" is a real fave of mine!

Dean Corso starts noticing that some of the plates in the books are different. Why nobody noticed before is anybody's guess. If they had, there wouldn't be much of a story!

Time for more serious research! You would too, if it happened to you!

These two plates are so radically different, it's extra difficult to believe nobody ever saw the differences before!

The women in the movie are an odd lot! There's the Girl from Where, and the dead Baroness, or is it Memorex?

This is how Roman Polanski feels about your impression and understanding of his movie!

This is a large assemblage of creeps you're never going to know anything about, except that they are a bunch of freakin' devil worshiping weirdos!

"The Ninth Gate" was shot in Spain, Portugal, and France, and has some really beautiful scenery in it!

I believe this is the Château de Puivert in Aude, France. 
 
At this point, Dean Corso's problems are nowhere close to being over! More pain needs to be inflicted first!

I truly believe that if "The Ninth Gate" made more sense and was about 30 or 40 minutes shorter, it would be one of the best movies ever made, but that's a big 'if.'

Friday, September 3, 2021

DUNGEON FIGHT CLUB THROW DOWN

You probably didn't know that we have an annual Dungeon Fight Club Throw Down where we invite people that like to dress up as either good guys, or, bad guys, and fight each other. The event was held yesterday and we just got the photos back from K-Mart, so, let's take a look at some of the action!

Gary pulls up in his 'monstermobile' and shows us another one of his lame WTF costumes. This time he came as a bad guy called, Thing In Your Closet!

Joe and Allen are out in a field showing off for the girls, Joe's riding his steed in his wild costume (that his wife and kid made for him) and Allen shoots off on his bike that runs on jet fuel!

One of the spectators got drunk on his ass and has to be carried off the hill.

Tom and Andy are GOOD bad guys, makes perfect sense if you know them.

Whitey blows his horn signifying the beginning of the event. TA DA!! Let the battling begin!

Snarky Bug Head taunts some of the good guys standing around.

Rodney wanted to participate in the fun but only had time to put this super basic costume together for the event.

Greg and Mark fight it out in the storage yard, with that cool ride what goes to the winner of the battle. I have my money on Greg!

Jeanne pops in and gives us a bunch of love from the bottom of her... Heart! She wishes for the best men to be the victors!

Erik is here in his futuristic Viking costume. He swings that big ball around to keep in shape!

But, things finally went too far when Darrell (in a kitsch sink faucet getup) gets punched by an overzealous good guy (Mel) who uses illegal explosive brass knuckles.

So then, Mel's camp is retaliated against by the bad guys!

And Joey's gang is the next to be attacked, one more good guy camp for good measure!

To break up the action, The Fiddler (Roberto) plays a waltz tune on his violin to change the mood of the downwards turn the fight festival just took.

These two gals came to the event all the way from Japan, their names are there at the bottom.

Allen is still showing off for the girls. This time he's riding his bike backwards with his eyes closed when he goes right into a ravine! It's okay, he's fine.

Since things have calmed down, good guys and bad guys go over their strategies for the next round of planned clashes..

Brian finally shows up in his shaving cream can outfit and wants to know if he's too late to participate in the festivities...

He gets his answer with a direct hit!

The thing devolves again, but you have to admit, it was a Hell of a time!!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??