BRIDE OF THE GORILLA / Jack Broder Productions - 1951

"Her clothes torn away, screaming in terror!" read the classic tagline to get kids interested in this Jack Broder low-budget Production. Jack also bring us BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA, KID MONK BARONI, BATTLES OF CHIEF PONTIAC and COMBAT SQUAD from early fifties. Bitchin' poster!

Welcome to Wednesday Dungeon B+W Oldie Moldie Theater, today' feature have mostly... mold! 'Boring as hell' is one way to describe this non-stop non-action backlot flick, so, is pretty good waste of acting talent. Eegah!! save the day with fun lil' soundclip and we gots a very nice still barrage for you listening and viewing pleasure!!

Music is by Raoul Kraushaar and Mort Glickman, Raoul compose for flick like THE GAY INTRUDERS, UNKNOWN ISLAND, PREHISTORIC WOMEN, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET CAPTAIN KIDD, CURUCU - BEAST OF THE AMAZON, THE UNKNOWN TERROR, BACK FROM THE DEAD, ISLAND OF LOST WOMEN, THE 30 FOOT BRIDE OF CANDY ROCK, BILLY THE KID vs DRACULA, JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER and THE BAMBOO SAUCER. Mort work on MYSTERIOUS DOCTOR SATAN, PUDDIN' HEAD, G-MEN vs THE BLACK DRAGON, DEAD MAN'S GULCH, THE MASKED MARVEL, MYSTERY BROADCAST, THE PHANTOM RIDER, SON OF ZORRO, UNTAMED WOMEN, INVADERS FROM MARS, CYCLOTRODE X and more!

So's, on wif' da show!.. Piff the Gnat has little sweaty paw poised to push big old red 'GO' button to start soundclip rolling, even as Tabonga type this! Hits it, Piffles!!.. BARNEY THE GORILLA!

Raymond (GODZILLA) Burr and Barbara (FOUR SIDED TRIANGLE) Payton play Barney Chavez and Mrs. Dina Van Gelder. She is wife of Barney' boss Klaas Van Gelder. She like Barney!

Aw, crap, hubby come back from business trip!.. Paul (SHE DEVIL) Cavanagh play hubby, Tom (THE SHE-CREATURE) Conway play friend, Dr. Viet...

Dina give Barney some ideas!

Barney treat ex-gurlfiend Larina like garbage now... Larina played by Carol (SPACE MASTER X-7) Varga.

Hubby confront Barney in jungle about wifey!

So, Barney punch hubby hard in tummy and when he laying on ground, snake come out of tree and bite him, and, well, he die!!

Witch Al-long see what happen, so is time to put voodoo curse on evil Barney boy! Gisela Werbisek play Al-long, she had role in Laughton's THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME in 1939!

Quote by Lon as Police Commissioner Taro ~

"This is the Jungle - lush, green, alive with incredible growth - as young as day, as old as time. I, Taro, Police Commissioner of Itman County, which borders the Amazonas River, know it as well as any man will ever know it. Isn't it beautiful? But I have also learned that beauty can be venomous..."

Deep!.. Hey, that's one Nazi looking uniform, there!

Booze break!.. Tabonga think he find kids' missing beach ball!

OOPSIES!! ...Curse kickin' in!

Barney have to get away from everbloody to check out hand.

Jeez, relax big guy, everything seem okay... Nothing broke... Four finger an' a thumb... Was pretty scary there for minute, but over now! ...Phew, big relief!

AWW, SHIT!!!

Best part is when Barney punch self in mirror, him and ape' timimg all off and don't match up, look sooooo bad!

Dina having creepy weird dream!!

...Or, not!!

One bad thing after another just keep happening to Barney. Animal trap is not cool!!

Barney getting all delirious from curse, so he have big fight with Dina and then go play 'gorilla' in jungle.

Dude shoot gorilla in tree, but...

Barney end up shot, face down in water!

CHILLER - Dana Kaproff - "Baby, It's Cold Inside" (1985)

Well, I've put this one off long enough, but since it's getting close to X-Mas, I guess it's finally time to get it out of my system, permanently! The title is "CHILLER" and quite frankly, Wes Craven or not, this movie left me cold!!

I'll tell you one thing for sure, IF you are nuts enough to let a bunch of scientist/doctors freeze your ass, then you are probably already crazy, and being frozen doesn't really help out the situation much!

Bottom line, they freeze you, and if you get even the smallest amount of freezer burn, you wake up extra pissed off.............

AND extremely horny!!!

By the way, nice use of hot and cold, my film instructor would be proud!

Michael Beck or 'Swan' from "The Warriors" here as frozen freak Miles Creighton went on to do a lot of TV work including 30 episodes of "Houston Nights" as Sgt. Levon Lundy and 3 episodes of "Robin's Hoods" as Detective Stephen DeCosta, despite having this film on his résumé!

The music by Dana Kaproff ain't exactly anything to scream about, but as you can see, they had vision!!!!!

OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES / France - 1983

Hello, everbloody, to Saturday Dungeon 'Triple M' Matinee, featuring 'nother zombie flick, 1983 French style! Jess Franco direct this bomb without the usual passion, but, we gots a great soundclip and excellent still barrage! Do you know that Jesus Franco go by 61!! alternate names, including Candy Coster, Wolfgang Frank, Dave Tough and Lulu Laverne!! Also, one alternative title for this flick is BLOODSUCKING NAZI ZOMBIES!

Everything start innocent enough, you know... 2 hot gurl holding hand, walking to nice secluded place in forest, short shorts!..

But, we actually doing a zombie horror flick!!

Soundclip begin wif' hot gurls on top... Music is by Dungeon fave Daniel White, who bring us great stuff in THE SADISTIC BARON VON KLAUS, DR. ORLOFF'S MONSTER, THE DIABOLICAL DR. Z, THE BLOOD OF FU MANCHU, SANTO FACES DEATH, FUTURE WOMEN, SANTO vs THE MAFIA ASSASSINS, THE EROTIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN, DRACULA AGAINST FRANKENSTEIN, JACULA, SEX CRAZY, FRAULEIN KITTY, ZOMBIE LAKE, ZOMBIE 5 and many, many more!!

Ralphie the Tarantula is totally ready to push old red 'GO' button to get proverbial ball rollin' wif' today' zombo feature. Hits it hard, lil' Ralphie!.. OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES!

Double-cross central, everbloody' brother looking for lost Nazi treasure hidden in desert.

You can go by Jeep!

Or, you can go by ship! Camels sooooo cute!

Or, or, you can fight Nazi in desert! Story is all crazy so Tabonga gonna refrain from trying to explain in much detail, thank you!..

Okay, now other guys looking for treasure...

And, things not going so great for them! ...YOW!!

Zombie Beauty Contest?

Flick even have local color scene! When in Rome... err, Turkey! (shoutout to Z!)

Tabonga go banana gaga over gurlie in shorts and white cowgurl boots!!!

In Turkey they know that when dude might turn into zombie, you toast 'em good!

And, have Shaft to deliver some heavy thoughts about the hereafter! Hell, yeah!!!

Teenage biology experiments!

Driving down Turkish alley!

Ready to go look for treasure, so, they next in line to tangle with possessive Nazi zombies!

White sidewalls and white cowgurl boots, can't go wrong!

Look like dude were making face-down dirt angel right before they die, weird!

City dude don't know you supposed to cremate zombie, or...

Yetch!!

Hey, not fair!!..

...Freakin' horny zombie creeps!!

Hey, lookit!! Fire save the day again!!.. An' for dinner, bar-b-que zombie!! Mmmm, sound delicious!