Tuesday, January 13, 2009

JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER / Circle Productions - 1966 / Music by Raoul Kraushaar

What in Hell!.. It already Tabonga Tuesday again!!

Welp, get ready for this very odd flick where Hollywood try and tie monster in with cowboy! This originally billed wif' BILLY THE KID vs DRACULA!!

Music maestro Raoul Kraushaar make over 100 composing credit!! Even though he do mainly western, he also work on some monster flick which include: CARUCU, BEAST OF THE AMAZON, THE UNKNOWN TERROR, BACK FROM THE DEAD, THE 30 FOOT BRIDE OF CANDY ROCK, ISLAND OF LOST WOMEN, THE BAMBOO SAUCER...

Here is tonight' offering... COWBOY MONSTER!!

The Frankensteins move to old west and set up shop, great lightning storm out there on rolling plains!! Actually, a pretty clever idea!

Party time in lab!! Hey, color flick, so make electric helmet that really catch viewer eye, why not??!..

Big strong dude Cal Bolder play Hank, Jesse James' partner. Here he is fighting in street for cash.

Jim Davis talking there to Rayford Barnes who play Lonny. Rayford could play biggest weasel in history, serious!

Then, John Lupton play Jesse and Estelita Rodriguez play Jaunita. Hank get shot because Lonny double cross them during robbery. Juanita can only think of one doctor, at Frankenstein' castle!

Narda Onyx play Dr. Maria Frankenstein, she wearing matching helmet to program victim and then be under her control!

Hank get new name Igor, Maria very nostalgic. She have him beat holy crap out of ever'bloody in sight!!

So, Maria decide to take advantage of drugged Jesse while nobloody lookin'...

Then, Igor walk in and get jealous!!

But, Juanita not going for that, so she shoot Igor!.. Or Hank!.. Or Hagor!.. Whatever!!

Hey! Look like we make 100,000 hit tomorrow!!!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

YUSEI OJI (Prince Of Space) - Katsuhisa Hattori - "Looks Like A Flying Saucer" (1959)

Forget those phony "Teenagers From Outer Space" weenies and all their stinkin' problems, tonight we have the real thing, "The Prince Of Space", and watch out, because although he's a nice guy, he's pissed!

Unbelievable as it may seem, those two movies were released within two months of each other, both in 1959! It's up to you to decide who was more sophisticated, but then again, it might be a moot point!! The Teenagers had a flying corkscrew, these guys have got what looks like a flying fried reptilian chicken!

Joji Oka as the Phantom of Krankor made his first film back way in 1929! Maybe that explains why he has his moustache on upside down!

I need to know, is this really the best they could do? They really couldn't find anybody to do a better makeup job on the noses than that, and somebody really thought that was good enough! I don't get it!

Are they going to need digital converters, or do they only get AM talk radio? Maybe that's why they're so hostile!!!

You see, it's a social problem! These poor cats have been at the bottom of the list for so long, they just can't take it anymore. Can you imagine being in line waiting for your number to come up when you're Z4, and they're on B7000? Yeah, right, you're going to develop an attitude problem after awhile, and it looks like they spend way too much time on their knees!!!

Now how in the Hell am I supposed to explain this???

My favorite line is spoken by The Prince himself, "Now look, give up, or I'll have to kill you!" Tell me Clint Eastwood never saw this movie!

Compser Katsuhisa Hattori had a varied career that included Japanese versions of TV cartoons "Swiss Family Robinson"("Kazoku Robinson Hyôryûki Fushigina Shima No Furône") and "Tom Sawyer"("Tomu Sôyâ No Bôken").

Sunday, January 11, 2009

TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE / Tom Graeff Productions - 1959 / Music by William Loose + Fred Steiner

Tonight's little teenage JD monster flick from 1959 is a classic for all the wrong reasons... None the less, still, a classic!

The rocket surgeon there, sees something odd while looking through the telescope and tells professor Squarenuts the weird 'drill in space' theory that just popped into his head!

Wow, and, it looks like the professor uses black shoe polish to care for and maintain his beard!!!

Tonight's music is supplied by two uncredited composers, William Loose and Fred Steiner. Some other movies they worked on are: ESCAPE FROM HELL ISLAND, THE DEVIL'S BEDROOM, TARZAN AND THE GREAT RIVER, BUMMER, THE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS, THE BULLWINKLE TV SHOW, TV's FRACTURED FLICKERS, THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD, MILTON THE MONSTER TV Series and lots more!!

Great sounds!.. TEENAGE JERKS FROM OUTER SPACE!

See, jerks! They just toasted poor lil' Sparky, now he's all bones and no bark!

King Moody has to talk into a microphone and the alien leader doesn't!

Derek is a perfect gentleman and has good posture, Thor is a perfect maniac and needs his ritalin, like yesterday!!

Thor, the hot head with a focusing disentegrator!!

I have never piloted a vehicle like this before!.. I will try again.

Thor is going to need counseling sometime soon!!

He's tough, though! He elects to have surgery without anestesia!!!

I have a copy of the paperback this guy's reading, called THE FLYING SAUCERS ARE REAL!

The Gargon comes screaming over the hill, so, Derek climbs the telephone pole to tap into the lines, the focusing disentegrator needs more juice to stave off the monster. Betty goes over to a utility phone and calls the generating plant and tells the guy to blow the place up if he has to, but... "MORE JUICE!!" And, he actually does whatever she demands. We call guys like him, "lonely!"

Jeez! What is it with those freakin' beards?!! Make up dude had to be an amateur!!! Anyway, beleive it or not, that's Derek's father, the supreme leader. Derek tricks him and brings in the ships too fast and they all crash and blow up as they show stock footage of a volcano exploding! The other thing that makes my wig flip are the cages for the Gargons at the beginning!.. Pathetic!

Then, Derek gives his little 'pro Earth' speech at the very end!!

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