Friday, October 29, 2021

2 DAYS TO GO BEFORE HALLOWEEN AT THE DHC CELEBRATION

Here are today's highlights from the wildest day yet! It's all because a gang of our Halloween Countdown celebration participants broke into the wine cellar and stole 2,351 bottles of Thunderbird and passed them out to the others! Their justification was, they were bored because Halloween was still two more days away, and they needed to have a 'few' drinks to get their mind off of the agonizing wait!

Funny, The Hearer reads her wish of love and harmony to all the participants before the activities begin for the day...

Things go south immediately because everyone's drunk on their ass and acting like jackasses! The first major incident was when these knuckleheads drilled into a giant gas line!

Okay, these two were fast friends until the Thunderbird kicked in. Out of nowhere, Terror Tongue knocks Freebyrd onto the ground and comes at him with that deadly tongue!

But then Freebyrd stabs the tongue, staking it to the ground! They laughed about it and gave each other a big sloppy hug! Ten minutes later they got into another fight!

This drunk dude thought it was funny to spray soap suds into people's eyes and watch them scream in agony as the suds burned away!

One of his victims attacks with a swift kick, taking the sud meister out!

Mutant Turtle retaliates against a guy who took one of his bottles of Thunderbird...

And teaches him not to mess with a sauced Mutant Turtle!

Bombs were landing all around and nearly hit those attendees, luckily, as we would have to pay out for the mistake.

Mouse Freak freaks out a girl and tries to take her boat for a spin, but he was so drunk, he fell out and disappeared from sight.

Allen finished his Thunderbird and went for a ride on his cycle. He got distracted and was looking back when he went off a ledge and started tumbling down the hill!

Half way down he was flung off the bike and went flying! Amazingly, Allen only suffered a broken neck, ruptured spleen and chipped teeth. He'll be fine in a few months.

But the craziest thing that happened was when this guy, Super Eyeball, who was bragging he had consumed seven bottles of nectar, shot a beam, and...

It hit our celebration command center, blowing it to kingdom come! Since the celebration is nearly over, we decided that we didn't really need it for another two days anyway. So, cool!

The Dungeon Halloween Countdown Celebration, yip, yap, yahooie!

A really drunk Cecil The Sea-Sick Sea Serpent says a few unintelligible sentences before falling over on his face, making a perfect ending for today!

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