Hey, before Summer's over, let's head on back over to the drive-in threatre one more time!!!
First things first, got to get some refreshments, and to get you in the mood, here's the opening instrumental from the perennial 1967 drive-in fave,
"Catalina Caper" done up right by those "Rhythm of the Rain" guys, The Cascades!
"Hot Dog!" "And they said the word!" All filler and some kind of meat rolled up into a tube, and served up au naturale! Just shows to go you how resilient the human body really can be!
Fill it up with onions, ketchup, mustard, and relish, and wrap it up like a baby's butt! That hot dog on the left looks like it has teeth!!
Voilà! Get yourself a soda pop to wash it down, and hope the movie is boring enough that your best girl will want to pick the onions out of your teeth with her tongue!!
Meanwhile, your kid brother and his psycho best pal are getting their bellies full before the movie gets going! Hopefully this weenie roast doesn't burn the whole place to the ground!! After all, how would they explain that to Mom??
These boys don't need no stinkin' buns or condiments! Just get those puppies choked down before the main feature starts, cause they sure don't want to miss even one second of something like "Attack Kung-Fu Girls!"
Yum. Yum.
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