Hello, everbloody, to Saturday Dungeon 'Triple M' Matinee, featuring 'nother zombie flick, 1983 French style! Jess Franco direct this bomb without the usual passion, but, we gots a great soundclip and excellent still barrage! Do you know that Jesus Franco go by 61!! alternate names, including Candy Coster, Wolfgang Frank, Dave Tough and Lulu Laverne!! Also, one alternative title for this flick is BLOODSUCKING NAZI ZOMBIES!
Everything start innocent enough, you know... 2 hot gurl holding hand, walking to nice secluded place in forest, short shorts!..
But, we actually doing a zombie horror flick!!
Soundclip begin wif' hot gurls on top... Music is by Dungeon fave Daniel White, who bring us great stuff in THE SADISTIC BARON VON KLAUS, DR. ORLOFF'S MONSTER, THE DIABOLICAL DR. Z, THE BLOOD OF FU MANCHU, SANTO FACES DEATH, FUTURE WOMEN, SANTO vs THE MAFIA ASSASSINS, THE EROTIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN, DRACULA AGAINST FRANKENSTEIN, JACULA, SEX CRAZY, FRAULEIN KITTY, ZOMBIE LAKE, ZOMBIE 5 and many, many more!!
Ralphie the Tarantula is totally ready to push old red 'GO' button to get proverbial ball rollin' wif' today' zombo feature. Hits it hard, lil' Ralphie!.. OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES!
Double-cross central, everbloody' brother looking for lost Nazi treasure hidden in desert.
You can go by Jeep!
Or, you can go by ship! Camels sooooo cute!
Or, or, you can fight Nazi in desert! Story is all crazy so Tabonga gonna refrain from trying to explain in much detail, thank you!..
Okay, now other guys looking for treasure...
And, things not going so great for them! ...YOW!!
Zombie Beauty Contest?
Flick even have local color scene! When in Rome... err, Turkey! (shoutout to Z!)
Tabonga go banana gaga over gurlie in shorts and white cowgurl boots!!!
In Turkey they know that when dude might turn into zombie, you toast 'em good!
And, have Shaft to deliver some heavy thoughts about the hereafter! Hell, yeah!!!
Teenage biology experiments!
Driving down Turkish alley!
Ready to go look for treasure, so, they next in line to tangle with possessive Nazi zombies!
White sidewalls and white cowgurl boots, can't go wrong!
Look like dude were making face-down dirt angel right before they die, weird!
City dude don't know you supposed to cremate zombie, or...
Yetch!!
Hey, not fair!!..
...Freakin' horny zombie creeps!!
Hey, lookit!! Fire save the day again!!.. An' for dinner, bar-b-que zombie!! Mmmm, sound delicious!
Ya know, I normally love Jess Franco movies, especially those with Mrs. Jess Franco (Lina Romay) getting all nekkid with other ladies, but this one, this one, is just a terrible fuckin' movie. Oh well. At least we have the Loves of Countess Irina (Female Vampire) to deliver in all the aforementioned.
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ReplyDeleteYou're so right! This film is what you call a paycheck!!
Eegah!!
My only complaint with the film, no lesbian action between the two babes at the start.
ReplyDeleteI agree with David
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