Monday, October 25, 2021

A WEEK TO GO AT THE DUNGEON HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN CELEBRATION!

 Well, with a week to go in our celebration, things have been getting tense among the participants, and  it has to do with the wins or losses they get by the end of the event, the more wins they get the more candy they get on Halloween! Yeah, it's mostly about the freaking candy!!


But let's start with these cool costumes by some of the attendees. See, kids have a lot of creativity when it comes to those crazy looking monsters!

Like I said, it's getting tense among the participants. This tribal gang confront Fly Guy for littering at their campground!

The candy bullies are out in force, here, Mega Man tells Frogman that he'd better lose the battle in their next match, or else! He wants that candy!

The guys on the left were making fun of Music Monster, saying that, how's he going to hurt them with stupid old music anyway?.. They found out!

Did you know that we have our own Robot Copper to make sure no shenanigans by participants or attendees are allowed. I mean, we gotta have one of those, it looks cool, right?!

Robot Copper usually takes care of business without incident but this time his software recognized the wrong robot dude (damn, they all look alike!). We had to pay for his repairs.

This cute witch chick retaliates against her losses!..

She lost twice to these guys and she's pissed because they get her share of the candy!!

There was some fun/funny stuff going on too, like this foot race. The guy wearing the dragon head bet the other runners that he could beat them in a race wearing the costume! And he won!!

These guys are demonstrating the advantages of using a Magno-Fist against your opponent! It was pretty funny when the battery died.

After these three jerks trapped an attendee under their huge spider web net, they weren't sure what to do next.

Allen and his biker buddies decided to jump their bikes into a big puddle of water...

And then spin doughnuts in the water until they all fall down from dizziness!

By the way, The Dungeon has a washing station for just such an occasion. 

And it works great for getting a quick wash for the discriminate participant.

These Electric Mimes were trying to tell us something, but who in the Hell knows what they were trying to get across, jeez!

And there was a huge scare! Those same idiots that blew up the candy/explosives shed at the beginning of the event, well, they almost blew it up again!! Missed hitting it by 7 feet, phew!!

Saturday, October 23, 2021

KNIGHT RIDER - "Halloween Knight" (1984)

 
This evening's Countdown To Halloween Saturday Night Special is episode number five from season number three of "Knight Rider," and indeed, special it is!!

 
This episode's title is a play on words called "Halloween Knight," and aired on October 28, 1984.

The star of the show is the car named KITT, but David Hasselhoff, better known as "The Hoff," is the human star playing a super hero detective named Michael Knight! The Hoff is second in coolness only to The Shat, and both of them seem to be incredibly good sports!

Patricia McPherson as Bonnie Barstow was not in the first two episodes, but after that she was in all of the sixty-two remaining episodes except for two, but she still got credit in those two.

Just to make sure that you know this is a Halloween episode, there are inserts like this.

Bonnie has just moved into a new apartment, and is not feeling well, when she sees this scene through her apartment window. Because she is weak, she passes out, and then is not sure whether this really happened or not!

This episode has literally everything. To start with, it's got a guy in a gorilla suit!

 
And....... it's got a witch!
This shot cracks me up. The Hoff is in really good shape, but from this angle, the reflection off the hood of the car makes it look like he's got a big beer gut!

KITT is an acronym for "Knight Industries Two Thousand, and this car is like Alexa on steroids. Here Michael Knight has KITT analyze some gorilla fur he found.

In this shot The Hoff shows that he is not just some one dimensional pretty boy!

Just weird!!

"SHUT UP! 
Shut up I say.........Just don't talk if you're not going to tell the truth!"

Whoever is in the gorilla suit tries to unsuccessfully run Michael over!

The guy who lives here is extremely creepy, but he does have a cool M.C. Escher print hanging on his wall, so I kind of forgive him to a degree.

Whoever is trying to freak Bonnie out goes to all the trouble to hook up this 3D holographic projector in her apartment ala "Terror In The Haunted House," except in color!

Before this show even started, they make it very clear that this is a Universal production, and then they decided to double down on it by throwing the "Psycho" house, aka "The Bates Motel" into the mix! Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that the aforementioned creepy guy's name was Norman Baines! What a crazy idea it must have been to get "The Bates Motel" and KITT in the same shot!


You just can't have a good costume party without at least two patriotic clowns, and a guy in a tux with a pumpkin head!

That's Norman Baines inside the pumpkin head!

And then to completely cement the whole Universal deal, they end the show at a drive-in where they are showing one of the most iconic Universal monsters of all time, "Creature From The Black Lagoon!"

"Creature from The Black Lagoon" was originally in 3D so it's pretty legit that they show the kids watching the movie wearing 3D glasses!

KITT and Michael were in hot pursuit of the suspects hassling Bonnie, so what could possibly be a better 3D effect than a car bursting through the drive-in movie screen coming straight at the viewers?
In 1984, my head was in a completely different place, and I wasn't the biggest "Knight Rider" fan in the world, but recently my good buddy Lord Litter reminded me about this show, and from his German perspective, this show was like some pretty cool Euro trash, and I have to admit, that right down to the excellent music by Don Peake, he is once again 100% correct!
Catch it if you can!

Friday, October 22, 2021

ANOTHER DUNGEON HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN UPDATE

Here's another DHC update for you to chew on on a Friday, here at The Dungeon. There's lots of craziness including explosives and our space opera show, so buckle up!

Many of the attendees are starting to show up wearing their Halloween costumes, the dude on the right is coming as some weird Manster monster, very cool!

Reverend Spike gives the morning event eulogy to start the day off right. And, may no one  performing in the celebration get hurt too bad...

In anticipation of our show at the Dungeon Theatre, these guys set off some fireworks and ran through them to get into the mood.

The show has started and everyone is seated, ready to partake in our Sci-Fi Extravaganza... "Where In The Hell Am I, Anyway?!" In the opening scene, our hero Comet Rider has been transported to an unknown planet, he peruses his surroundings.

Comet Rider meets Kabong, evil ruler of Kronk. A fight immediately ensues and they take the battle to the ring of the planet's moon.

But Kabong has a few tricks up his sleeve, the second Comet Rider gets the upper hand in the fight, Kabong disappears him to another part of the planet!

They even take the battle to some electrical currents, be careful Comet Rider!

This is a scary part, Comet Rider has to balance himself perfectly on that stream of matter being pulled off that miniature star by a black hole! Holy scheiss!!

The climax was amazing as Comet Rider finally jabs his sword straight into Kabong's heart, bringing the play to a finish, and Comet Rider is transported back to from where he came!

Then as a special treat at the end, Comet Rider shoots a beam that creates a Tron version of himself that shoots a deadly weapon! Unfortunately, it took out a few people in the audience...

Everyone was so stoked after the show that some of them decided to do some goofing!

So, they did high flying flips off of hills, carrying explosives.

And when they hit the ground the crowd would go wild with laughter!

This guy even goofed on his way down.

And boy, the explosion was a doozie!

Then there was a challenge by Brainiac 13, he dared anyone to punt this mini atomic bomb while he's holding it! There's only one person that accepted his insane challenge, Doctor Danger!!

The crowd went bananas, but not with laughter. Brainiac 13 had to get a new hand and Doctor Danger had to have his big toe replaced, other than that, it was one of the highlights of the past week!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??